27Apr

I See What You Did There: Sheep Invaders Sweater

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This is the ‘Sheep Invaders’ sweater from French clothing designer Monsieur Lacenaire in the style of Space Invaders. Except they’re sheep, not aliens. The sweater costs €279 (~$370) but does NOT include the lumberjack beard or melancholy stare. Of course, if you’re the kind of hipster that’s gonna spend $370 on a video game sweater, you’ve probably already got those IN THE BAG. Also: an album from a band that doesn’t even form until 2015. Cool bike bro, where’s the gearshift?

Hit the jump for the cardigan version and a closeup. View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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15Mar

Just Bought: 8-Bit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Sweater

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I need one for every day of the week! Just kidding, I’ll wear the same one every day because I’m nasty. This is an 8-bit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sweater available for pre-order (shipping in June) from Entertainment Earth. Plus it’s only $40! I didn’t know you could even GET a sweater for that cheap anymore. Because the last time I went to J.Crew at the mall I was in high school and trying to impress the girls with $65 sweater vests. It didn’t work. Just go buy one, then we can all wear them on the same day and give each other high-threes in the office hallway when we run into each other while avoiding actual work. Plus — PLUS — you can safety-pin little Santa hats on all the turtles during the holidays and BOOM — instant Christmas sweater! Just not one you could ever wear to an ugly Christmas sweater party because you will be lookin’ FRESH TO DEATH (I learned that from a Guido trying to sell me a gold chain).

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sweater [incrediblethings]

Thanks to beebs, who has every intention of cutting the bottom off and turning into a true 80′s crop top. OMG, yes! With a neon sports bra that shows when you lift your arms?! View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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12Aug

This Sweater Manages To Combine The Two Coolest Things On Earth: Star Wars And Knitwear

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Star Wars R2-D2 Sweater (Images courtesy Etsy)
By Andrew Liszewski

Etsy seller ‘EricaKnit’ (possibly not her real full name) is currently offering her knitting skills to anyone interested in this impressive wooly version of R2-D2. Custom made from merino wool for each interested buyer (or whatever type of wool they please) the sweater looks particularly appropriate for wintertime cosplay, or sci-fi conventions that take place when there’s snow on the ground. The ‘catch’ though? You’ll be dropping $450 for this unlicensed homage.

[ Etsy - CUSTOM made to order -- Star Wars R2D2 sweater ] VIA [ Gamma Squad ]



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11May

Want: Weighted Companion Cube Sweater

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Would also look good with two chest portals I’M JUST SAYIN’.

This is a Weighted Companion Cube sweater hand-knit by Tumblr’er Monday. Personally, I like my lady’s weighted sweater companions less cubey and more spherical. BOOBS I’M TALKING ABOUT BOOBS. I love them and I’m never gonna stop!

Steamed length to sleeves. Ends all mostly weaved in. Underarm gaps sewn shut. Blocking done. Center heart duplicate stitched to add depth.

Total time to knit: 10 days.

Now let us never speak of this again.

Admittedly, even as a man (okay, boy) I’d still wear the hell out of that thing. I don’t even care if it has hearts on it. You know why? Because I already wear my heart on my sleeve anyways!!!!!!11 I HATE YOU ALL.

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For The Ladies: Knitted Companion Cube sweater by monday [albotas]

Thanks to Chris, who cut two portals in the asscheeks of his jeans thinking he was starting a new fashion trend. How’s that working out for you? “Drafty.” View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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11Feb

Dressed To Kill: The Contra Cardigan Sweater

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This is a homemade Contra sweater. Huh? YES I’M SURE IT’S NOT DUCK HUNT, IT SAYS ‘CONTRA‘ REAL BIG IN THE MIDDLE, DUMMY! Which, don’t tell her, but I’m gonna make one for my lady. I’mma up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start the hell outta those woolly nips!

Contra Sweater [dorkly]

Thanks to Dave and the shrew, who both tried knitting Super Mario sweaters but had to stop after repeatedly stabbing themselves with their knitting needles. WHERE WAS YOUR CHAIN MAIL?! View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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