R2-D2: he wants to die so hard right now.

Well folks, it’s that time: the 2012 Star Wars Weekends dance-off routines debuted Friday at the Disney parks, and let me tell you: plenty of sadness/rage to be had. A brief rundown of what to expect from the videos after the jump (WARNING: I chewed up a couch cushion like a bad dog just trying to watch them):

Momma Said Knock You Out – LL Cool J

Sexy and I Know It – LMFAO
Smooth Criminal – Alien Ant Farm / Michael Jackson
The Way I Are by Timbaland featuring Keri Hilson
Glad You Came – The Wanted
Till The World Ends – Britney Spears
Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5
International Love – Pitbull
Rolling in the Deep – Adele
This is What Rock and Roll Looks Like – Porcelain Black
Tonight – Enrique Iglesias
Starships – Nicki Minaj
Party Rock Anthem – LMFAO
We Are Young – FUN
Good Feeling – Flo Rida
Battle Without Honor or Humanity – Tomoyasu Hotei

That’s right — because one LMFLOL song just wasn’t enough they had to include TWO. “Such a great album” I imagine the park executives said at the song-selection meeting before bursting into laughter and lighting their cigars with $1,000 bills.

Hit the jump for some individual songs, followed by the full 20-minute performance. Normally I’d say stick it to the man for 20-minutes and watch the entire thing at work, but, I dunno, maybe if you’re feeling masochistic.

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