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16Feb

The Mile High Club Never Sounded So Depressing

To be fair though, the lavatory in coach is pretty sad too.

For only $425 Flamingo Air of Cincinnati, Ohio will take you for an hour-long flight in the back of this terrifying little plane so you can join the mile high club by having sex with your special lady. Or another dude. Or yourself. Or a love-doll, shit — they just want their $425.

The problem is that the flight takes place on Flamingo’s tiny single-engined Piper Saratoga, which doesn’t look much bigger inside than one of those commercial jet bathrooms you could have slinked into. Then consider the fact that the only thing separating you from the pilot is a thin curtain, and the whole thing doesn’t really sound particularly amorous.

Flamingo say that they have taken as many as eight couples up in a single day. I just hope they sanitize the heck out of that interior between flights.

While I imagine most men wouldn’t mind if the pilot could hear them playing Red Baron Barn Stormer in the back of the plane, I’m just not sure if you’d be able to convince a lady to go for it. “There’s always hookers.” Ahahahaha, of COURSE — those good ol’ Cincinnati, Ohio hookers. *watches article crash and burn in a nosedive of depressing*

Hit the jump for a video news report about the service including an interview with a creepy yet loveable pilot that will definitely being trying to watch. View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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11Nov

1-Man Mile High Club: Airline To Offer In-Flight P0rn

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Snakes on a plane?

Because the worst f***ing ideas are usually the ones to see the light of day (see: nine out of ten recent movies), low-cost/comfort/convenience airline Ryanair is not only considering removing the bathrooms from its planes for extra seating, but offering hardcore p0rn straight to handheld devices. “Pfft — just give me a Wi-Fi connection and I’ll show you the worst!” You know, it’s scary to me how quickly you thought of that.

Obviously, since TV screens in the backs of seats would be a nice perk, you won’t find them anywhere on Ryanair planes. So where’s the porn go? On handheld devices, which seems a little counter-productive. The idea is that you’d log in to some sort of Ryanair app, which would offer you a tasteful selection of games, movies, gambling, or hardcore pornography. As Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary puts it, “Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?”

No, there are plenty of reasons why you shouldn’t have it, Michael. For starters, there are the children to consider. For enders, there’s the fat guy sitting next to me WHO’S MASTURBATING WHILE OUR THIGHS ARE TOUCHING. That officially makes me gay, Michael.

Ryanair to get slightly less terrible thanks to in-flight porn [dvice]

Thanks to Logan, who agrees anyone with a visible boner during a flight should be considered a terrorist and dealt with accordingly. View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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01Mar

Walk a Mile in Her Shoes

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Walk a Mile in Her Shoes