29Nov

Evil Scientists Engineer Deadlier Version Of Bird Flu

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Because what good is science if you can’t use it to kill a whole lot of people, evil doctors have successfully genetically modified the avian flu to be much, much deadlier. *coughing* OH GOD I HAVE IT, DON’T I?! I have been peeing a lot of blood…

Inside a Dutch medical facility is a potentially devastating weapon that could kill millions: A genetically modified version of the H5N1 bird flu, engineered to be easily transmitted among ferrets. And the researchers who figured out how to do it would like to share their work with the world.

This is a terrifying prospect…Virologists have thought avian flu could not adapt to mammals easily because it would require drastic changes to the virus’ genetic makeup, which might make it unable to reproduce. But Fouchier says his work proves this is untrue.

“I can’t think of another pathogenic organism that is as scary as this one,” [National Security Advisory Board on Biosecurity chair Paul] Keim told Science Insider. “I don’t think anthrax is scary at all compared to this.”

Wonderful news, really. I mean, why SHOULDN’T scientists be trying to engineer an avian flu that’s easily transmittable to mammals? It just makes good sense. Cure cancer? Maybe later, we’re still trying to figure out how to give humans cat AIDS.

Should a New Recipe for Engineered Bird Flu, Potent Enough to Kill Millions, Be Published? [popsci]

Thanks to Drew, Tony, krakow and Robina, who agree scientists should be less time creating a deadlier bird flu and more time reverse-engineering dinosaurs from chickens. Amen to that! View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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14Jun

Video: The Engineer Guy Explains How The First Phone Turned Into Your Phone

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Once upon a time, “cell phones” weighed about a pound and performed only one function: placing calls. No games, no cameras, no texting. Not even a screen.

Today, we’re so spoiled by LTE coverage, apps, and beautiful touchscreens — and yet, we still manage to find things wrong with them. The battery life sucks! The buttons aren’t squishy enough! The touchscreen doesn’t touch me back! Whine, whine, whine.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying those criticisms aren’t necessary; without them, innovation would die. But isn’t it only fair to have some grasp on what OEMs are up against when they sit down to engineer the latest and greatest smartphone? Bill the Engineer Guy reminds us of that today with this video — it’s 5 minutes or so of entertainment, and you might just learn a thing or two. Enjoy!

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15Jul

Radio engineer states Consumer Reports iPhone 4 tests are flawed

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Bob Egan, an experienced electro-magnet engineer has pounced on the Consumer Reports test, stating that it was not done in the proper way. Apparently, there was no way in the way that CR conducted its test that it could have deduced anything more detailed than what anyone can determine at home, covering the steel casing with a finger.

Here are a few key quotes from his blog:

“To even reasonably run a scientific test, the iPhone should have been sitting on a non-metallic pedestal inside an anechoic chamber. The base station simulator should have been also sitting outside the chamber and had a calibrated antenna plumbed to it from inside the chamber.

In case you weren’t sure, an anechoic chamber is one of those special rooms with walls covered in sponge spikes to kill any echoes.

“I have not seen Consumer Reports‘ claim directly that the finger effect reduces the iPhones sensitivity by 20db as reported elsewhere, but unless Consumer Reports connected to a functional point inside the iPhone that number is fantasy.

“Even the way they seem to have tested the change – by varying the base station simulator levels – seems to assume the iPhone receiver and/or transmitter operate in a linear fashion (the same way) across all signal strengths – bad assumption.

“Bottom line: from what I can see in the reports, Consumer Reports replicated the same uncontrolled, unscientific experiments that many of the blogging sites have done.”

Everybody knows by now that the device in many cases drops signal if held in the left palm, with contact bridging the gap on the bottom left side of the phone. Interestingly, Egan writes that the way the test was performed it still doesn’t answer the question as to whether the reception issue is AT&T’s problem or Apple’s. I’m sincerely hoping that Jobs will come clean in the press conference on Friday.

Another enticing twist to the never ending saga that is the antenna agony of Cupertino. One to please the fanboys, for now at least.

Via: Bob Egan

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27May

An Engineer’s Guide to Cats

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Two professional engineers illustrate the proper care and practical benefits of cats. None of the cats, humans, or engineers were mistreated in the making of this film. They were however, slightly annoyed. Song on ending credits is called “Sparky’s New Bike” from Shockwave-sound.com royalty free music website.


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