09Feb

Yes, I’d Like A Pizza — Half Pepperoni, Half Proposal: Pizza Hut’s $10,010 Valentine’s Engagement Special

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Because you can’t spell ‘romancepizza’ without ‘pizza‘, Pizza Hut is running a $10,010 Valentine’s engagement special that includes a ruby engagement ring, limo service, flower bouquet, fireworks display, professional photographer & videographer and, perhaps most importantly, pizza and breadsticks. Because nothing says “Will you marry me?” like marinara sauce dripping down your dress shirt. “This is so f***ing ridiculous. What a perfect testament to everything that’s wrong with America. Come on, Taco Bell meal deal proposal or GTFO.” OMG — I was thinking the exact same thing! I mean, if it HAS to be pizza, it should at least be Little Caesar’s. Pizza Hut, really? No thank you. Hey honey, I got you an engagement ring. And a pizza! AND REALLY BAD DIARRHEA LATER.

Official Pizza Hut Product Site (get drunk and order one, I dare you!)
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The $10,010 Pizza Hut Ultimate Valentine’s Day Proposal in a Box [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Terry re, who proposed the old fashioned way: getting down on one knee, then passing out. Classic. View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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09Feb

Official Portal Gun Replicas Available For Preorder

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While nowhere near as impressive as some of the fan-made ones we’ve seen, this officially licensed full-scale Portal gun replica is now available for preorder from Hobby Search for around $170. It lights up orange and blue but is otherwise ENTIRELY NON-FUNCTIONAL. What a ripoff. Per terribly translated product description:

Beautiful woven ─ ─ curve, the mobile device space of a dream

- Puzzle action game masterpiece of VALVE, [PORTAL]! There is no guy does not start,
“Cancer incidence portal” is “Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device” thing, Prop rainy day
Appearance is made to the replica!
- Intact during the game, the mobile device space of a dream that brings together the technology’s science aperture
Fully reproduced. Light blue and orange is equipped with the gimmick of course.
Can enjoy the beautiful design of unique products VALVE, fan is a must-see item.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Granted for $170 I don’t expect a fully operational Portal gun, but I do expect something that can at least create SOME size of Portal. Even something big enough to throw action figures through would be cool. You know, take playtime to a whole new level.

Hit the jump for the gun glowing blue and a link to the product page. View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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09Feb

Beautiful Lara Croft Cosplay

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The words “Lara Croft cosplay” do tend to get male fanboys paying attention. Hell males full stop. So here are a selection of literally dozens of awesome pics of Illyne as the pneumatic video game hottie. This girl really puts her heart into her cosplay as you can see from some of these daringly snapped images…

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09Feb

Good Work, Detective: Cop Chases After Himself

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHA — my dog does that!

A plainclothes British police officer, staking out an area recently hit by a string of burglaries, was tipped off by a CCTV operator (closed circuit TV, aka Big Brother) of a suspicious person in the area. Aaaaaaaaaand proceeded to chase himself for 20 minutes while the operator gave him directions. Get it? Because he was that suspicious person. Somebody rob a bank with me?

The operator directed the officer, who was on foot patrol, as he followed the “suspect” on camera last month, telling his colleague on the ground that he was “hot on his heels”.

The officer spent around 20 minutes giving chase before a sergeant came into the CCTV control room, recognised the “suspect” and laughed hysterically at the mistake.

Wow, that’s some seriously embarrassing shit right there. Almost as bad as the time I unknowingly started a flame-war with myself in the Geekologie comments. What? I can’t remember all the names I use!

CCTV police officer ‘chased himself’ after being mistaken for burglar [telegraph]

Thanks to philip, who’s seen dogs realize it’s their own tail in less time. View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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09Feb

Collapsing 2nd Story Floor By Filling Room With Water

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Inb4 that is NOT how you run a bath.

This is a video of a house in Norway that’s set to be demolished. But, instead of standing in the basement and swinging sledgehammers at load bearing walls like they would in Poland, two guys decide to fill the second story bathroom with water until the floor collapses. This is a video of that happening. It was kind of upsetting to watch because, shit, I would’ve lived there. Sure it’s not the nicest looking house, but it did have a bathroom. UPSTAIRS. That’s like a mansion where I come from (I come from the streets). Just sayin’, I’ve been living in a 2001 Explorer for almost four months now. It doesn’t even have a DOWNSTAIRS bathroom. It has a pickle jar. A pickle jar and a trashbag for a window.

Hit the jump for the if you really hate somebody you should wait till they go on vacation then put a garden hose through one of their basement windows and leave it running. But you didn’t hear that from me, k? View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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