24May

Now I Want A Robe: Dr. Who Call Box/TARDIS Bath Robe

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This is a $70 Dr. Who TARDIS themed bath robe that’s shipping in July. Can’t wait that long? Make one yourself. Too expensive? Make one yourself. Want a sandwich? Make me one too (and cut the crust off). Want to get into some freaky-deaky role playing with your lover? Tell them to open the call box and step inside. Get it? Because you’ll be naked in there (if you did it right. If you did it wrong you’ll probably be wearing corduroys and an itchy sweater vest). Unfortunately, unlike a real TARDIS, your Sonic Screwdriver (read: dong) isn’t gonna appear any bigger on the inside. It’ll still be the same ol’ floppy sadness as always, and your ladyfriend will realize she doesn’t really want to play the The Doctor that bad after all. And where does that leave you? “Sad and alone?” Exaaaaaactly. Now come over and play Jurassic Park with me!

Thanks to becca, who’s convinced me to give robes a second chance. Fine, but if this one catches fire like the last one…



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24May

28-Lb Sandwich Is World’s Meatiest (Most Kinds Of Meat)

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This is a 28-pound sandwich with 35 different styles of meat created by British chef Tristan Welch to celebrate Man v. Food show debuting on the Food Network UK. Hold onto your arteries, here comes the breakdown:

120g Ndjua

260g roast beef
120g boiled ham
160g Proscuitto
150g honey-roast ham
90g cooked turkey
155g cooked chicken
155g garlic chicken
180g smoked duck breast
120g cooked pork
120g roast ham
280g corned beef
150g German salami
150g Italian sausage
240g cured ham
80g French peppercorn salami
70g Saucisson Sec de Provence
70g herbed Saucisson Sec de Provence
360g chorizo
70g serrano ham
80g pastrami
140g pancetta
150g bacon
70g garlic salami
70g Italian salami
80g dry-cured Proscuitto
380g Bratwurst sausage
150g breaded ham
100g Mortadella
100g Speck
150 Parma ham
65g Jambon Iberico de Bellota
140g Finocchiona
70g wild boar pork salami
100g smoked venison
250g beetroot, sliced
110g assorted salad leaves
1 large red onion, sliced into rings
680g gherkins, sliced
1 large loaf of bread

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH — out of 28-lbs it has 2.5-pounds of non-meat ingredients. That….wow. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “The diarrhea would be worth it.” So f***ing worth it.

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24May

Avengers Cocktails

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The Avengers movie is being on the top of many lists these days and is not a wonder many side products are appearing, starting with Avengers themed makeup and ending here with Avengers themed cocktails…

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24May

Heartwarming: Marvel Creates Superhero To Encourage Hearing-Impaired Boy To Wear His Hearing Aid

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Four year-old Anthony Smith suffers from hearing loss and has to wear a blue hearing aid (Blue?! MAKE IT FLESH TONE). The only problem is he doesn’t like wearing his hearing aid because none of the superheroes in comics do. Enter Anthony’s concerned mother, stage left. No — the OTHER stage left. “That’s stage right.” Theater’s so confusing, I bet that’s why movies are way more popular.

Desperate for help, Anthony’s mother Christina D’Allesandro wrote to Marvel, hoping to discover a superhero that proved him wrong – and that’s where the man with the bow, arrows and penchant for purple clothing comes in (Maya Lopez a.k.a. Echo is another hearing-impaired character in Marvel’s stable of heroes, although unlike Hawkeye, she is completely deaf and wouldn’t benefit from a hearing aid).

Marvel was even nice enough to create some original artwork of Anthony and Hawkeye, and, TA-DA, now Anthony doesn’t mind wearing his hearing aid. Good lookin’, Marvel, but where were you when, I dunno, I HAD TO WEAR HEADGEAR TO MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR A YEAR? Where was Headgear Boy, huh? You wanna know where Heargear Boy was? I’ll tell you — crying himself to sleep every night ON HIS BACK even though he HATES SLEEPING ON HIS BACK but had to because if he didn’t his smile would end up crooked. *sobbing* Somebody hold me.

Hit the jump for another picture Marvel made.



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24May

Because I’m Ugly: New Face-Covering Star Wars Hoodies

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Always wanted to look like a dildo from the future? Well you’re in luck thanks to this soon-to-be-released $70 R2-D2 “full-face” hoodie from wholesaler Mad Engine (and sold at a retailer near you). Not the droid you’re looking for? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE DO IT NOW DON’T BE A SISSY. No worries bro, they’re also dropping Storm Trooper, Darth Vader, Boba Fett and Chewbacca designs. They all zip up over your face and have mesh you can see out of, making them perfect for robbing liquor stores. Plus yearbook photos! Did I ever tell in my senior picture I had my eyes closed? It was embarrassing. You know what all my friends nicknamed me? Friends, LOL. :(

Hit the jump for the other designs, including a faceless Chewie for some reason.



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