Countries That Don’t Use The Metric System

Looks like we’re in good company — high-five, Liberia and Myanmar! We’re miles ahead of all those other countries, amirite?! No? Kilometers behind? SONOFA. *takes 3/4″ socket off penis and chucks over cubicle wall like a grenade* “OW!! WHO THREW THIS?!” Haha — that was just on my pecker, bro!

These Are the Three Countries Who Don’t Use the Metric System [gizmodo]

Thanks to Jeff, who measures everything in relation to body parts. What are, five?! View full post on Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome