Classic books in a minute

Book-a-minute is a funny project which tries to ultra-condense the classic books in the same way as the 6 words sci-fi project by Wired. Below is the Othello by William Shakespeare.

Iago: Your wife’s cheating on you.

Othello: She is? (kills wife) Damn, she wasn’t really.
Link. Thanks to “Mars the Infomage” for submitting.